2073:

money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference

spoken-not-written:

spoken-not-written:

GIRLS HOW DO YOU DO THE THING WHERE YOUR CHEEKS GO ALL CUTE AND ADORABLE I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD ITS LIKE WHEN YOU SMILE YOUR CHEEKS GET DEFINED OR SOME SHIT AND THEY GO PUFFY AND IT’S ACTUALLY THE CUTEST THING ON THE PLANET HOW DO GIRLS DO IT I LOVE GIRLS OKAY. GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS.

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boy be dumb like bag of potato

untexting:

we all have that one follower who we want to be sexually successful with

In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

"Consider that you can see less than 1% of the electromagnetic spectrum and hear less than 1% of the acoustic spectrum. As you read this, you are traveling at 220 km/sec across the galaxy. 90% of the cells in your body carry their own microbial DNA and are not ‘you’. The atoms in your body are 99.9999999999999999% empty space and none of them are the ones you were born with, but they all originated in the belly of a star. Human beings have 46 chromosomes, 2 less than the common potato. The existence of the rainbow depends on the conical photoreceptors in your eyes; to animals without cones, the rainbow does not exist. So you don’t just look at a rainbow, you create it. This is pretty amazing, especially considering that all the beautiful colors you see represent less than 1% of the electromagnetic spectrum."

NASA Lunar Science Institute, We Originated in the Belly of a Star (2012)

(Source: thinksquad)

thequeenintheeast:

wizardlife:

#this movie is so made for tumblr

#what the fuck #i thought I had left twilight

It’s just Arbor Mist

(Source: twistdmentality)

What happens when teens are home alone

  • According to social media: wild and crazy party time!
  • Me: fuck yeah I can take my headphones off