money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference
GIRLS HOW DO YOU DO THE THING WHERE YOUR CHEEKS GO ALL CUTE AND ADORABLE I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD ITS LIKE WHEN YOU SMILE YOUR CHEEKS GET DEFINED OR SOME SHIT AND THEY GO PUFFY AND IT’S ACTUALLY THE CUTEST THING ON THE PLANET HOW DO GIRLS DO IT I LOVE GIRLS OKAY. GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS.
boy be dumb like bag of potato
we all have that one follower who we want to be sexually successful with
mother: is it a boy or a girl?
doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor